It is the most impossible hours to cover on a weekly basis for those of us who are "early risers." But these six hours are now not a problem anymore because I have a foolproof plan to conquer pre-NFL Sunday.
7 AM - Wake up
7:08 AM - Eat a good, healthy grain cereal (or oatmeal if you like). Drink a glass of water and a glass of juice with a lot of Vitamin C (orange will do). Take an extra Vitamin C pill and a B-complex.
7:30 AM - Take a hot shower and be generous with yourself (read: masturbate)
8:00 AM - Disc 2 of the DVD History of the Chicago Bears. Watch the highlights of each game of the 1985 Bears Super Bowl Season
9:30 AM - Masturbate again, without letting your mind think about Gary "Hitman" Fencik
9:32 AM - Turn on WFAN 660 AM radio to Mike Francesca's NFL TODAY for the latest injury reports, to adjust your Fantasy roster for the day.
10:00 AM - Run wind sprints in your apartment (or if size is not applicable, the nearest stretch of land)
Part II coming tomorrow
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