If you've been bettin' with me, you must be butter: 'cuz I'm on a roll. 9-4-1 last week bringing me to 62-51-2 against the spread. Eleven games over five hundred and feeling the pick-on-Wednesday luck.
ATLANTA -9.5 OVER GREEN BAY
I think the last thing Brett Favre wants to do right now is play indoors, where he has to be (statistically) the worst human ever to play football. The Falcons defense is underrated and they're going to get after him.
KANSAS CITY +2.5 OVER BUFFALO
I like the momentum off last week's win for the Chiefs and I'm not sold on the Bills ability to exploit the weakness of KC's defense: their secondary. I think the Chiefs win outright.
NEW YORK JETS +9 OVER CAROLINA
The Jets defense is going to rebound from being Tomlinson'd last week and outside of inside the 5, the Panthers don't run the ball very well. This is going to be a low scoring game and I'm thinking the Jets are going to hang around all year and it's a testament to the guys on the field.
CHICAGO -13 OVER SAN FRANCISCO
Haha. You didn't actually think I was going to take the Niners.
DENVER - 3 OVER OAKLAND
I'm going to stick with The Snake until he urinates venom all over me.
ARIZONA + 4 OVER DETROIT
I'm not picking the Lions to actually win a game for the remainder of my natural life. I'm not. I picked the Vikes last week but I expected the Lions to maybe show up. This is the most unwatchable football game of the decade.
INDIANAPOLIS -18 OVER HOUSTON
I checked the Guinness World Records and can't find a higher spread ever.
BALTIMORE +7 OVER JACKSONVILLE
Jaguars alert! Jaguars alert! They need a win this week. Jaguars alert!
NEW ENGLAND -3 OVER MIAMI
This may get ugly for Miami quick.
MINNESOTA +9.5 OVER NEW YORK GIANTS
I don't think the Vikes win this game but I'm not with the Giants this much quite yet.
PITTSBURGH -8 OVER CLEVELAND
Snore.
ST. LOUIS +7 OVER SEATTLE
I like the Rams new head coach, Joe Vitt. He's a guy and a guy that likes to run the ball. This is going to be a very good football game, mark my words.
TAMPA BAY +1.5 OVER WASHINGTON
Take the home team.
PHILADELPHIA -3 OVER DALLAS
I think the Eagles are about to beat the Cowboys and Giants in consecutive weeks,
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