There is absolutely nothing happening with the Chicago Bears right now. So let's talk about something else. And that something else...is skunks.
I don't like skunks. I never have. They scare the shit out of me. I don't like the IDEA of an animal that can spray you with stink. Stink is weird. Skunks are weird.
I'm not afraid of raccoons or possums...and they are basically stinkless skunks. Has anyone ever heard of a skunk biting someone? They just stink you. Those little fuckers...
And who was the guy who discovered the tomato juice thing? Did he try other juices first? If you don't know what I'm talking about, you have to bathe in tomato juice to eliminate skunk stink. I had to do it to my dog scooter once. It's funny but someone had to figure that out.
This is an animal who attacks you and makes you bathe in juice. Fuck that.
I don't care for skunks.
Hughes, out.
#2 mee said . . .well your board
June 2, 2006
#3 Max said . . .oh ya...by the way you should talk about sid luckamn!
June 2, 2006
#4 Sanchez said . . .jeff i love you but sometimes you scare me
June 2, 2006
#5 Sanchez said . . .WTF?
June 4, 2006
This is a pretty exciting time of year though. It's just that we don't get to know what is on the mind of the boss. They should lottery or auction off tickets to "private" practice this time of year. I would love to know the inside scoop on the competitions that are already brewing. So, Jones will lose his spot to Benson this year and Benson will show why he was a 1st round pick. And given Jones was also a 1st round pick and a proven NFL caliber back we are certainly lucky. Right? I hope so, but perhaps Jones gets unmanageable this year because he goes 2nd fiddle? Is anyone else concerned 'bout Rosenshit and the greed mentality that he creates? Did you catch Briggs in Hawaii this summer in the 'Battle of the gridiron stars' ? He seems abit full of thyself. I can appreciate him going after his but he should be wary of the Rosenshit juice. I am giddy about the WR position - I think their are some best kept secrets looming their. Go Bears - see you in Bourbonnais.
June 5, 2006
Here at DaBearsBlog, you are free to kill us or the Bears as you so wish. You are not free, however, to be an asshole. So if you spew racism or ill-meaning foul language (cursing about football is just fine) or anything of that ilk, your comments ain't gonna last long, jerk.