I went a very nice 11-5 last week. You folks will all learn to bet with me soon enough and not that hack Simmons at ESPN who went COUGH COUGH 7-9.
CHICAGO -9 OVER DETROIT
I'm pretty sure the Daily News has this line larger than anybody else but here's why I like the Bears this week:
1. I like the Bears every week.
2. I think Rex is going to be a pretty darn good play action QB and this should open up McKie and Clark in the flat for some big first downs.
3. I don't believe the Lions can score touchdowns on this defense on the road.
4. The line is way too big and I'm invoking the Vegas Knows Something I Don't clause.
EAGLES -3 OVER GIANTS
I don't know why I hate Eli Manning so much. Maybe it's because I think he's an asshole.
PATRIOTS -6 OVER JETS
Don't be fooled. The Jets sucks.
RAIDERS +12 OVER RAVENS
Tell me you can't see a late touchdown pass to Moss to cover the spread.
COLTS -13 OVER TEXANS
I just can't pick a team that makes Dante Stallworth look like Jerry Rice.
BROWNS +10 OVER BENGALS
No reason at all. I like Romeo.
DOLPHINS -6 OVER BILLS
Gambling rule #1: Dick Jauron is a vagina.
PANTHERS -1.5 OVER VIKINGS
I'll be honest, i'm just rooting against the Vikes here.
FALCONS -5.5 OVER BUCS
Don't call the Simms' a laissez-faire family. After Simms shat all over the field Sunday, his father raped him. Take that, Steve Young!
SAINTS -2 OVER PACKERS
Listen...they won for a long time. But after Sunday, those cheese dicks are going to be pretty upset.
ST. LOUIS -3 OVER SAN FRANCISCO
I want to pick the Niners...I should, shouldn't I? nah.
SEAHAWKS -7 OVER CARDINALS
CHARGERS -11 OVER TITANS
CHIEFS +10.5 BRONCOS
COWBOYS -6 OVER REDSKINS
STEELERS -1.5 OVER JAGUARS
I won't be posting tomorrow. See everyone here Sunday night at 2 and fucking 0.
Here at DaBearsBlog, you are free to kill us or the Bears as you so wish. You are not free, however, to be an asshole. So if you spew racism or ill-meaning foul language (cursing about football is just fine) or anything of that ilk, your comments ain't gonna last long, jerk.