First off, check out Max's post from earlier today on Danieal Manning's promotion. Second, BEARSLAND continues to grow at Josie Wood's Pub on Waverly in the East Village. New York Bears fans unite! 9-7 last week (not pleased) but now 20-12 on the season.
BEARS -3 OVER MINNESOTA
Why do I like the Bears this week?
1. I always like the Bears
2. I love the message demoting Chris Harris sends...this defense can get better.
3. Tommie Harris is unblockable right now. Doesn't matter who lines up next to him (Anderson, Tank, Fonsy...) he's been willing them to make plays.
4. Charles Tillman will get caught in traffic on the way to the Metrodome.
5. I know a chick who thinks the Vikings are going to win. Chicks don't know anything.
SEATTLE -3.5 OVER NEW YORK GIANTS
Sam Madison is about as effective a cover corner right now as me and I just ate a bag of M&M peanuts.
NEW YORK JETS +5.5 OVER BUFFALO
Mangina might be a pretty good coach. Dick Jauron is a worthless pile of pig shit.
CINCINNATI +2 over PITTSBURGH
Everyone should stop telling me how good the Monday night Jax/Pitt game was. If you love watching receivers getting overthrown for three hours, yeah, it was awesome.
INDIANAPOLIS -7 OVER JACKSONVILLE
Cut that meat!
MIAMI -11 OVER TENNESSEE
This is a Vegas Knows Something I Don't game. Both of these teams are 0-2 and neither has played a good game yet. Non-betters are calling me and saying things like, "The line is too high! You gotta take the Titans." Fuck that, Vegas, I'm no fool.
HOUSTON +4 OVER WASHINGTON
This game should come with a tub full of hot water and a plugged-in toaster.
CAROLINA -3 OVER TAMPA BAY
One of these teams is going to be three games out of first place after three games. The other is on massive amounts of steroids.
GREEN BAY +7 OVER DETROIT
If Im Brett Favre, I take my own life...just saying...that's what I'd do.
BALTIMORE -6.5 OVER CLEVELAND
The Browns are about as much fun to watch as Jewel's teeth.
ST. LOUIS +4.5 OVER ARIZONA
The NFC West should be demoted to college ranks and Ohio State and USC should be brought up.
PHILADELPHIA -6 OVER SAN FRANCISCO
Donte Stallworth has a women's private parts.
DENVER +7 OVER NEW ENGLAND
You know who sucks? The Red Sox.
ATLANTA -3.5 OVER NEW ORLEANS
But I'm rooting like hell for the Saints.
Does anyone know of any bars in DC that cater to Bears fans? I'm supposed to watch the game with a friend from Minneapolis and I want him to remember this ass kicking well.
September 23, 2006
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