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Friday, October 13, 2006 | Jeff

Ricky Manning Jr. will be visiting NFL Headquarters next week to defend himself in an attempt to avoid a possible suspension from the league regarding his behavior in a Los Angeles area Denny's.

DaBearsBlog.com would like to now, as always, extend our full support for the NFL's best Manning and make it quite clear that we believe nerds on laptops at Denny's at 3 in the morning deserve what they have coming to them.

Let us not forget that Ray Lewis was never suspended for murdering someone. Leonard Little killed a woman driving drunk and then got arrested for driving drunk like a day later. What'd he get, a game? Koren Robinson is still playing. Mike Green was never suspended for being an asshole. (I know, I know...)

Ricky, if you need me next week, call me up. I'm right around the corner from the league office. I'm here for you, Rick. I'm here...for you.

Picks coming late tonight. I've been a disaster the past few weeks and I'm preparing the comeback tour.

Comments

#1 District Selectman said . . .

Around the corner from the league office? That's got to be a serious source of temptation for a firebrand such as yourself.

October 13, 2006

#2 Pat said . . .

Awesome. Keep up the coverage. I never get tired of hearing about Ricky Manning Jr. beating up nerds. It's the best story in the NFL since Ron Mexico and Lake Minnetonka. Makes me proud to be a Bears fan.

October 13, 2006

#3 max said . . .

Chicago Bears. . . kicking nerd ass since the 1920's

October 13, 2006

#4 Bears Suck said . . .

You guys are lucky to start the season with no one in jail..ha..this team sucks and we all know they will choke in the playoffs like all ur mom's choke on my cock (first round bye and out)..once grossman goes down with his annual injury (I wonder what it will be this time..let the betting begin) the bears offense will flounder..(I know all you fans tremble in fear ever game hoping your barbie doll QB makes it through) Griese basically sucks ass and is that joke Kyle Orton even on the active roster (he shouldn't be)..you know the image I see when I think of this team - Ur-slacker getting run over by Jerome Bettis..he got jacked up on that play..humiliated..lol

October 13, 2006

#5 JEFF said . . .

the bears do suck. i hope they suck like this for a long, long time.

October 13, 2006

#6 fred said . . .

O.K.
He got jacked up.
lol!
lol!
he he he
So we know your thirteen and stay up late enough to watch countdown. Good for you, go back to your dolls.

October 13, 2006

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