8 is here and I'm 51-46-3 on the year which is a cool five games over. The charge is coming…
First, go Rutgers.
CHICAGO BEARS -16.5 OVER SAN FRANCISCO
Why do I like the Bears this week? (There are a lot of reasons)
1. I always like the Bears.
2. The Bears are 3-0 at home and their average margin of victory is slightly over 30 points. That’s insane.
3. San Fran started pretty well but in their last three they have lost by 41, beat the Raiders, lost by 29.
4. Heard an interview with Urlacher on NFL Network and he knew every statistic for the Denver Broncos defense. This defense was pissed off they lost the #1 rankings to Tampa Bay last year on the final week and they won’t have another team steal the great defense headlines. They want a shutout on Sunday.
5. At this point in the season, Rex Grossman and Drew Brees are the most protected starting quarterbacks in the league, sacked six times each. Their combined records are 11-1. Seventeen quarterbacks have been sacked more than the two of them combined. The five quarterbacks sacked most: Kitna, Walter, Losman, Culpepper, Frye. Their combined records are 6-21. Tell me this league isn’t all about the offensive line. The Bears have a good one.
CINCINNATI -4.5 OVER ATLANTA
It’s Chad Johnson and his two, two, TWO receptions for 20 plus against Deangelo Hall who manhandled Hines Ward for only 171 yards and 3 touchdowns last week. I am wetting myself already.
KANSAS CITY -6.5 OVER SEATTLE
Seneca Wallace was a shitty college quarterback. Like…really shitty. Really, really shitty.
BALTIMORE +2.5 OVER NEW ORLEANS
Would you be surprised if Ray Lewis had a mantra like “We’re bringing the flood�? I mean, the guy murdered a human.
TAMPA BAY +8.5 OVER NEW YORK GIANTS
When did Tiki Barber start thinking he was Bob fucking Woodward? Dude, you’re on Fox and Friends once a week. Was Cold Pizza all booked up?
PHILADELPHIA -6.5 OVER JACKSONVILLE
What happens to you when you become an Eagles fan that you have to act like an asshole all the time? Must be all…those... Super…Bowl…rings…
ST. LOUIS +9.5 OVER SAN DIEGO
The best way to prove you’re not the best defense in football is to give up 40 points to a Herm Edwards team. Do you know how hard it is to do that?
INDIANAPOLIS +2.5 OVER DENVER
Stay sober through the Bears game, folks, because this is going to be a great one. Mike Shanahan’s coaching this season has been hysterical. He gets a lead early and immediately starts killing clock. He’s horrified by Jake Plummer and this week everyone will realize why.
PITTSBURGH +8.5 OVER OAKLAND
I don’t care.
CAROLINA -5.5 OVER DALLAS
I heard this conversation from two Times Square maintenance men:
Guy 1: I don’t know…
Guy 2: You don’t know what?
Guy 1: I sorta like this Romo.
NEW ENGLAND -2.5 OVER MINNESOTA
The touchdown pass to Rash Davis in Minnesota will be remembered as the most important play of the Bears regular season. The Vikings can play defense. Still not picking them (would love to have them three back).
ARIZONA +3.5 OVER GREEN BAY
God, the Packers are irrelevant. It is wonderful
I have no comments on the following games.
HOUSTON +3.5 OVER TENNESSEE
NEW YORK JETS +1.5 OVER CLEVELAND
See ya'll back here Sunday night at 7-0.
#2 Criminal Appeal said . . .damon huard got hurt in practice. if that game becomes brodie croyle versus seneca wallace, i'm ordering the tape from the nfl offices.
October 27, 2006
#3 jeff said . . .That Denver defense is ridiculously overrated. They shut down the Browns and Raiders. Congratulations. Ugh. Bears should pound the Niners, btw. Not only are the Bears better all over the field, the Niners' strengths don't even target the Bears' weaknesses. Blow out written all over this one.
October 27, 2006
#4 alex said . . .i'm with ya CrApp...i want this one bad.
October 27, 2006
#5 District Selectman said . . .It sounds like Wale is playing!
Also Broncos Defense is way overated, like you said they shut down the Browns and Raiders thats not very hard to do.
BTW: Seneca vs. Croyle would be an unexpected matchup.
October 27, 2006
#6 Guy Who Fucked Dave's Mom said . . .This just in: Dave's mother has teeth in her pussy. Preliminary reports suggest they may be dentures, but pending confirmation do not bang Dave's mom in the pussy. Sources say her asshole is loose, but safe.
October 28, 2006
#7 Dave said . . .Things are safe. They are safe.
October 28, 2006
#8 Dave said . . .Alex, you retarded little turd. And just who did the Bears shut down?
You want talk overrated? Just stay at home and look at your own peace of shit Bear team. Now thats overrated.
Boy, you must be one dumb SOB to say something like that.
October 28, 2006
#9 Fred said . . .Alex, shame on you. Are you really a Twins Fan?
Ah, I'll bet your really a closet Vikings fan also.
Come on be honest man. Tell the truth.
You are a Vikings fan. I'll bet you don the the little gold horns helmet and braids and drink your 3.2 beer.
Shit, the whole time I figured since you were such a big Bears kiss ass, you probably supported the sorry ass Cubs also.
But no, its the Twins. I'll be damned.
October 28, 2006
#10 Dave said . . .You don't care about Pittsburgh-Oakland. Well Dave does dammit.
Dave buys a new hat after every Super bowl so this year he's a Pittsburgh fan. The last couple of years he's been a Pats fan and before that, a Tampa fan.
Next year Dave's gonna be a Bears fan but he'll still be a football idiot and his mom will still be an easy lay.October 28, 2006
#11 big rob said . . .I don't buy hats MF'er. The Bears are faggots and hats are for faggots.
October 28, 2006
#12 big rob said . . .On the way to the Chi to see the Bears whoop on the Niners!!! First time at Solider Field!! GO BEARS!!
October 28, 2006
#13 Justin said . . .If I am lucky on the way I will run into Dave's Mom and slip it in her Poooper... Thanks Dave....
October 28, 2006
#14 Pat said . . .I love all this Dave Trash talk...what a pansy...
October 28, 2006
#15 jeff said . . ."The Bears are faggots and hats are for faggots."---
Dave, you have the eloquence and social grace of a homeschooled John Kruk.
October 28, 2006
#16 Dave said . . .i wrote the bears and hats thing as dave...cuz i thought it was funny but it shows how easy it is to be dave
October 28, 2006
#17 jeff said . . .Hell Jeff, I thought it was funny. You were right on when you said hats are for faggots. And better yet, when I see Bears fans on T.V., they're all wearing Hats. Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.
Anyway, your Bears have another easy fucking game Sunday playing San Fran-Faggos. Boy they got their work cut out for them don't they?
Stopping a piss poor running attack and defending aginst a QB who couldn't hit an asshole with hand paddle.
Boy you son-sa-bitches got a tough one
Although, It should be good reading on here after the game as you all will be on here talking shit about how you whipped the 49'ers asses and how big and tough you fuckers are.
It must suck having to brag about beating the shit out some team that's slightly above a high school team.
Then the retard "Turd-whacker" and that hershey highway homo Grossman can go on all the sports shows and talk about how good they are.
Must be good to be a Chicagoan??????
October 29, 2006
#18 jeff said . . .i'm from jersey but i think i see your point. although you don't find a lot of bragging on this site, i don't think. as a matter of fact, i think i'm the least arrogant sports fan you'll probably ever read.
Turd-whacker? Is that Urlacher? If so, right on. You're like mini Chris Berman.
October 29, 2006
#19 Internet Creatures said . . .oh and dave...how's the weather out west? old enough to drink starbucks and listen to garage rock yet?
October 29, 2006
#20 Dave said . . .Its kind of cool that Summerhall is calling the Bears - 49ers game today.
And anyting less than a 50-0 win for the Bears (with Grossman throwing 500 yards and 6 TDs) will compel Jay Mariotti to throw this entire team under the bus in tomorrow's column.
Help us get Mariotti fired.
Visit our website.
Go Bears.
October 29, 2006
#21 Brad said . . .New Jersay? The garbage State! What a dump that place is. Tell me, did go to Chicago because the rat population was smaller?
As for the weather, I'm sure it's pretty nice out west, but it's alot nicer down south.
As for Starbucks and garage rock. They both suck. One's for homos and the others for dickheads. You chose.
But the real reason for being here, is to talk about the sorry ass, overrated Bears. You think there good. I thnk they play a bunch of pussies and that inflats their image and numbers.
Ya see, it isn't that their that good, it just happens that they play the weakest schedule in all of football.
But your so called hat wearing fans here seem to be more interested in compiling big statistics, then are about winning a championship.
Look at how they talk shit about who they've whipped or who's ass they're gonna stomp. Is whipping a high school team like SF and some of the others on your schedule, your benchmark for telling you how good you scrubs are?
It also looks like I'm not alone in my analysis. Most of the national guys seem to agree with me, including some of your own home town sports voices.
So, its not about how old I am or getting weather reports. It's about how you fag's are overrated and suck.
That's all.
October 30, 2006
...and somewhere in the distance a village is heard crying
October 30, 2006
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