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Happy Birthday Max!

Wednesday, February 28, 2007 | Jeff

DaBearsBlog wishes to extend Happy 21st Birthday wishes to Mad Max - one of the first to ever grace our site with his presence.

The Chicago Bears have announced that to celebrate the kid turning 21, they're offering him a 3-year 15 million dollar deal to be the next head coach.

Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are currently arguing over who gets the window seat in first class on the flight to Chicago.

Comments

#1 Midway Monster said . . .


Wow Max - you're connected!

--Midway--

February 28, 2007

#2 WindyCityPackerFan said . . .

Max,

I drink to you the 21 PBR salute.

March 1, 2007

#3 Max said . . .

As coach, my first day would include the following moves. . .
1. Adrian Peterson to starting RB
2. Rashied Davis to the number 1 receiver position
3. Cameron Worrell to starting strong saftey
4. Signing Steve "Mongo" McMichael and put him in as my assistant coach for motivational inspiration.
5. Devin Hester to the esteemed QB position.

and
6. Draft the following people for obvious reasons:
Ryan Force S Montana St.
Pinkie Hardiman OLB SE Louisiana
Da Mon Lindsey WR Glenville st
Tank Tyler DT North Carolina St.

Come on, ya cant make these names up

March 1, 2007

#4 jdawg said . . .

Happy B-day Max.

Your present is Lovie's the coach for:

FOUR MORE YEARS!

March 1, 2007

#5 max said . . .

22 mil baby.. . exactly what i wanted for my bday

March 1, 2007

#6 Bill said . . .

Happy b-day Max! To think, the Bears signed Lovie and Jerry today jsut so you can celebrate without worry!

March 1, 2007

#7 Pissed off said . . .

5.5 mil/year aint too bad, its actually more than I thought Lovie would get. Happy B-Day Max

March 1, 2007

#8 Megan said . . .

happy 21st bday Max! Sorry to be late.

How do you feel today??

March 2, 2007

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