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Birds, or I Know it When I See it.

| October 21st, 2024

Bill and Jim sit on a park bench, holding cups of coffee acquired from their local diner. Coffee, to them, is a ritual, an experience to be savored. It would not be uncommon for them to nurse those cups of coffee over the span of many hours. They don’t see the coffee as getting cold. They see that as the natural progression of things. From hot, to lukewarm, to cold. That’s simply what life offers. 

Both men have thick Chicago accents.

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Bill: What is it the man said about pornography?

Jim: I know it when I see it.

Bill: He wasn’t wrong.

Jim: No, he was not.

Bill: You ever wonder about birds?

Jim: Birds?

Bill: Birds.

Jim: No, I never wonder about birds.

Bill: I wonder about birds.

Jim: What is it you wonder?

Bill: I wonder if they know what’s going on.

Jim: Going on where?

Bill: Here. Over there. All around.

Jim: You mean, do the birds know we’re two guys having a coffee and a conversation?

Bill: If you want.

Jim: No, I doubt they do.

Bill: So you think the whole world is just random to birds?

Jim: I think that’s a fair assessment.

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Bye Week NFL Slate: Predictions for NFC North Foes

| October 18th, 2024


VIKINGS -2.5 v. Lions

The early part of the season has belonged to the 5-0 Minnesota Vikings, the most surprising team in the NFL. But if they lose Sunday, Minnesota will relinquish the top spot in the NFC North and suddenly be thrust into the middle of the best division in the league.

Coming into this season, Detroit was the betting favorite to find themselves representing the NFC in the Super Bowl. Last Sunday was bittersweet for the club; they thoroughly humiliated Dallas but lost one of the best defensive players in the league.

Early season NFL games don’t get much better than this. I think the Lions make a statement and realign the conference stars.

Lions 34, Vikings 24


PACKERS -2.5 v. Texans

Matt LaFleur has masterfully kept the Packers above water, even with a temporarily injured quarterback and a temperamental wide receiver. Through six weeks of the season, he’s my coach of the year.

The Texans are 5-1 and look like they’ll have the AFC South locked down well before Macy’s inflates the Snoopy balloon. They bring to Green Bay one of the league’s best pass rushes, but Green Bay might have the best pass protection in the league. If Houston doesn’t win on the edge, they don’t win.

Packers 26, Texans 20


Three More Bets

  • STEELERS +1.5 over Jets. Russell Wilson is not an upgrade over Justin Fields, but I don’t think the Jets can block Pittsburgh. Prediction: Tyrod Taylor sees action Sunday night.
  • Panthers at COMMANDERS (Over 51.5). If you told me the Commanders scored 50 in this game, I am not sure I would argue with you. Commanders can score in bunches and can’t defend the pass. Feels like a 37-27 kind of game.
  • BILLS -8.5 over Titans. Bills v. Jets was one of the worst football games I have ever watched, but the Bills must be flying high after winning a road game wherein they allowed a Hail Mary and missed a bunch of kicks. With the division now firmly in their grasp, they roll at home against Will Levis, the funniest quarterback in the league.

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Bye Week Blues, and Three Haikus

| October 17th, 2024


Mister Eberflus,

chills out in his jacuzzi.

Glass of red, in-hand.

Rookie of the year.

People say it is Jayden’s.

Caleb says, “Hold up.”

Hope in Chicago.

An uncommon emotion.

It ain’t leaving town.


Tomorrow: Predictions for the weekend’s bye week action.

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Bye Week Blues: Thoughts on the NFL, Generally Speaking

| October 16th, 2024


The Bears are good. But what else is happening around the NFL?

  • It is amazing how many big plays have been derailed this season by illegal shift and illegal formation calls. Every game seems to have one, and this was clearly a league focus. My only question is…why? Why is this a league focus? Do we really want big plays being negated because the right tackle is a foot or two off the line of scrimmage? Do we really care if two men motion at the same time for a brief moment? I’d love to see one NFL game played wherein the refs only throw flags for egregious, play-changing penalties. The viewing experience would be far greater.
  • I have not weighed in on Tom Brady’s work as an analyst because I hadn’t given him a full game. Sunday, I did. And two things stood out to me. (1) There is no discernible style. Brady doesn’t have a signature approach to the job; he just talks. (2) I still believe Brady’s best role is in the studio. FOX should clear out that antiquated studio and give the entire stage to Brady. Let him get deep into the Xs and Os and show off his football acumen.
  • Concussion protocol is certainly an improving, but the NFL needs to insist upon a mandatory two-game IR stint for any player receiving that official diagnosis.
  • All four NFC North teams are in the top nine when it comes to points allowed per game.

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Segmenting the Season, Part Two: Commanders, Cardinals, Patriots

| October 15th, 2024


Before the season, I broke up the Bears schedule into three distinct segments:

  • Segment One: Weeks 1-6, leading into the bye.
  • Segment Two: Weeks 8-10
  • Segment Three: Weeks 11-18, wherein six of their final eight games are against division opponents.

Segment one was a success. Could the Bears have beaten both the Texans and the Colts? Absolutely. But they also could have lost to the Titans and Rams. 4-2 is a fair representation of the performance we’ve seen from this team over the first six weeks of the season, and 4-2 gives the Bears an opportunity to be playing knockout football in January.

The next evaluative moment in this season will come at the end of Sunday, November 10th. (For those of you not on Twitter, I’ll be presenting one of my favorite films, Sweet Smell of Success, at the Jacob Burns Film Center in Pleasantville, NY that morning.) After these next three games, the Bears will have played (essentially) half their schedule, nine games, and will be able to establish clear win/loss goals for the second and far more difficult half of their schedule.

So, how do these matchups look?


Sunday 10/27 – @ Washington Commanders

General feeling: Toss-up.

The Commanders have been one of the real surprises of the 2024 season, mostly due to their rookie quarterback’s inspiring play. (The Bears fans on Twitter that seem to resent the success of Jayden Daniels need to grow up.) But Washington still doesn’t play much defense and, with two weeks to prepare, the Bears should be expected to (at worst) make this a shootout.

[Side note: I will be in attendance for this game, which essentially guarantees something abnormal will take place.]


Sunday 11/3 (NYC Marathon Sunday!) – @ Arizona Cardinals

General feeling: Lean Bears.

Arizona is a feisty team, but they are awful defensively, and that building in the desert will be at least half transplants from Chicago.

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At 4-2, and on the Bye, a Season Awaits the Chicago Bears

| October 14th, 2024


The Bears are 4-2. And as they head into their bye week, one thing is certainly clear: a season, a real season, is possible.

Not that entering the bye week at .50o would have precluded the Bears from having a strong finish to this campaign and fighting for a postseason berth. It would not have, especially with the way their rookie quarterback is playing. But 4-2 puts the team on the front foot, places them squarely in the playoff conversation, and gives them a significant amount of momentum as they try and get their secondary healthy over this next fortnight.

What is important for the team right now?

  • The aforementioned secondary health. The Bears finished their game Sunday without Brisker, Stevenson and Gordon on the field. That is not a path to sustainable success, especially with the passing attacks of Washington, Arizona and Green Bay peppering the next month.
  • Sort the offensive line. Is this offensive line going to be a top unit in 2024? No. That’s obvious. But the Bears need to decide on their best five, which will hopefully involve a returning Ryan Bates, and start to develop serious chemistry within that unit.
  • Continue offensive momentum. The quarterback is playing brilliantly. The running game is coming around. The pass catchers are all getting involved. Shane Waldron’s offense has been humming as of late and continued progress should be expected as the team uses this bye week to correct mistakes.
  • Survey the trade market. Ryan Poles has not been shy when it comes to in-season trades and the Bears have an explicit need on the defensive edge. Are any non-contenders willing to make a deal? Does any team actually believe they are a non-contender?

The stage has been set. Now, the play’s the thing.

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The Column I Have Always Wanted to Write.

| October 13th, 2024


My brother once bought me a Rex Grossman Florida Gators jersey, and when Rex was the quarterback of the Chicago Bears, we would hang that jersey in the bar at Josie Woods. Whenever Rex would throw a touchdown pass, I would (drunkenly) shout “WHO WANTS TO GET REXED?!?!?” This was followed by my removing the dank garment from the wall and tossing it over the head of an unwitting bystander to the applause of the celebratory horde. There was an irony to that ritual. I knew Rex Grossman wasn’t a great quarterback and was fairly certain he would never be a great quarterback. But he was our quarterback in that moment and that was all that mattered. I would have done the same for any of ’em.

Miller and Matthews.

Kyle Orton.

Kordell Stewart.

Jay Cutler.

Glennon and Dalton.

Mitch Trubisky.

Justin Fields.

The parade of young men who have attempted to fill this team’s quarterbacking void is a murderer’s row of mediocrity (or worse). It seemed clear to me, as I live out my 43rd year on the planet earth and my 20th year writing about the Chicago Bears, that a franchise quarterback was not something I would ever experience. I had submitted my letter of resignation to my boss at Hope, Incorporated, a subsidiary of Belief Enterprises. The framed pictures of Sarah, Bear and Beatrix that had adorned my office desk were now neatly placed into a cardboard box, as I awaited security’s escort to the parking lot.

But then I woke up on Sunday morning, October 13th, 2024, and everything changed.

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Bears v. Jaguars Game Prediction

| October 11th, 2024


These were pretty damn good a week ago. Let’s see if we can keep it going.

  • Caleb Williams is going to throw between 40-50 passes and put together a rarely seen stat line when it comes to the quarterback position for the Chicago Bears, as he nears 400 yards passing.
  • Tank Bigsby will have success on the ground, gaining decent chunks on first and second downs, allowing the Jacksonville short passing game to move the chains.
  • Bears will counter the Jacksonville edge rushers early by going to the screen game, with D’Andre Swift breaking a big one.
  • Cole Kmet: 6 catches, 71 yards, touchdown.
  • Jaylon Johnson picks off Trevor at a pivotal moment in the fourth quarter, as the quarterback tries to force a pass to his young star, Brian Thomas.

Chicago Bears 27, Jacksonville Jaguars 24

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