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Haiku One

He is forty-three,

with hair of a younger man.

A goat in all things.

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Haiku Two

As his nerves jangle,

Bruce lifts a scotch to his lips.

“Calm down, baby. Calm.”

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Haiku(s) Three

He came from Texas.

In a town known as Tyler,

Was the legend born.

 

In just his fourth year,

He seeks his second title,

Immortality.