Sometimes a Tweet deserves its own post, and it also helps me save the Tweet for posterity. This is just the coolest perspective of the victory celebration.

Sea Monster of the Midway! pic.twitter.com/aG1b0DebrD

— Brian Hurley (@brianrhurley) September 13, 2022

There once as a website called Twitter

That most people read on the shitter

The users are some

of the world’s wretched scum

But damn it, I just cannot quit her.

There once was a guy in Green Bay

Whose family had cast him astray

Though not enough rings,

ample drama he brings

‘til inevitably deciding to stay.

There were two men who played one position.

They prepared for a great “competition”.

The fight wasn’t fair,

Ten hadn’t a prayer,

‘Cuz Nine didn’t need an audition.

For those of you who don’t know, Nick Foles is rumored to have a particularly large phallus. You can read about the lore by CLICKING HERE.

An Irishman Reflects Upon Nick Foles

‘Dere once was a quarterback fella

‘Twas rumored to drop an umbrella

His pecker hangs low,

But his play is so-so,

“Hey Paddy, please start me a Stella.”

A blogger was born in N.J.

Who thought the QB’d be O.K.

Turns out he was wrong

And The Kid don’t belong

So who takes the snap op‘nin day?

Khalil is a brilliant defender,

who puts tackles and guards in a blender.

But opposite Mack

We can’t find a sack,

‘Cuz Lenny plays wild on a bender.

He goes by the name of Trey Burton

And the tight end is constantly hurtin’

They need him to play

Or else they will pay

A Henry or Hooper, for certain

This flag hangs at Reardon’s, a DBB Top 100 bar, outside of Limerick, Ireland.

There once was a man called Trubisky.

Believing in him had proved risky.

Then the Lions were tamed,

and the Cowboys were maimed,

by a quarterback now looking frisky.

Why Do I Like the Chicago Bears This Week?

I always like the Chicago Bears…

…and I like this moment for this team.  This game is the litmus test. This game will tell us whether to be content with taking the first big step and making the postseason or whether the 2018 Bears are capable of challenging the best teams in football for a Super Bowl title. Any result is an interesting one.

The Aaron Donald Limerick

There now lives a monster at tackle

Who moves with the burst of a jackal

He’ll rip up your guard

Leave him battered and scarred

Then cover the QB in Spackle™

Three Thoughts on the L.A. Rams

• There really is no way to describe what Aaron Donald is doing this season. The last two games for the Rams – against Kansas City and Detroit – have been dogfights. In both of those games, Donald turned the tide with sacks and forced fumbles. He has four sacks and three forced fumbles in those two games ALONE. This is not a good Rams defense. You could argue this is a BAD Rams defense. But they make big plays and they feature the best player in the entire league through the first twelve games of 2018.
• This is a prolific, well-coached offense. But the best defense they’ve faced on the road this season is Denver and in that game they mustered only 23 points. (With Todd Gurley rushing for more than 200 yards!) Rams were also up only 16-13 on the Lions in the fourth quarter last week until Donald did his thing. The approach for the Bears defense here is simple: keep the Rams in third-and-long and then get home with the pass rush. But that’s kind of the game plan against every offense.
• The Rams allow more than five yards per carry, putting them near the bottom of the league. No, I’m not going to predict the Bears to have a breakout game on the ground. The dog ain’t gonna hunt in 2018. But this is a game where the creative run game – Gabriel and Cohen outside – and Mitch Trubisky’s legs should pay dividends. The Bears need to do everything in their power Sunday night to keep the football out of Jared Goff’s hands. That means running the ball and moving the chains.

Tomorrow: More Analysis & Prediction!