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This Just In: Chicago Bears are Good

| July 28th, 2010

While the major magazines and websites have been ranking the Chicago Bears somewhere in the bottom third of the NFL, I will impolitely and unapologetically disagree.  I don’t think the Bears can make the playoffs.  I think the Bears should make the playoffs.  And while I’ve spent the last few months encouraging the organization to fix holes on various parts of the roster, no one should ignore the clear reasons for optimism.

We’ve got Julius Peppers now.  Have we become so jaded and cynical as to not acknowledge  that the Bears have their best defensive end since Richard Dent?  Everything I’ve read applies the word “if” to Orange Julius’ production as if the player hasn’t been one of the league’s most consistent performers for the better part of a decade.  The Bears were not a weaker team than the Packers a year ago and Peppers will exploit their most glaring weaknesses on the offensive line.
And look at who is lining up behind him.  If there is a better linebacking corps than Brian Urlacher, Lance Briggs and Pisa Tinoisamoa, find them.  The linebackers are the team’s unparalleled strength and two thirds of them were absence from the entirety of the 2009 campaign.  Yes, health in football is a coin-flip game.  But if these guys stay on the field, the Bears defense will be much-improved against both the run and pass.
So will the passing game.  Mike Martz’ arrival has been much ballyhooed and written about but I actually think it’s a bit overrated.  If the offensive line makes their blocks – and they got much better as 2009 progressed – the Bears offense will score points.  How can they not?  They’ve got two terrific running backs.  They’ve got a pair of the fastest wide receivers in the league.  They’ve got a quarterback that, while prone to mistakes, still managed some eye-bursting numbers in 2009.  They’ve got too many good tight ends.  They won’t only score points.  They’ll be damn fun to watch.  
So will Dave Toub and the most consistently excellent special teams I’ve ever seen.  Robbie Gould is automatic from inside fifty.  Brad Maynard can be hot-and-cold but when he’s hot, there’s nobody better.  Manning, Knox and Hester can change every game on every return.  Our special teams are just plain good.
And so is this team.  They have some weaknesses, sure, but they’re good.  And the fans should expect to be playing in January because the talent is there.  Most people thought the Bears would take “the leap” in 2009.  I thought it would take until November for them to find their sea legs.  “The leap” is going to come in 2010.  And it looks like the Bears are going to surprise a number of people.  

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Updates from Training Camp

| July 28th, 2010

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New Nickname: Orange Julius

| July 27th, 2010

CALLING ALL CAMPERS.  DaBearsBlog is calling for all those who are heading to Bourbonnais to send us your photographs and videos in the coming weeks.  Send them directly to jeff@dabearsblog.com and we’ll get them on the site by the end of that day.
ORANGE JULIUS.  (By the way, I’m officially coining that nickname for Peppers).  Orange Julius’ impact on the pass rush and pass defense has been written into boredom but Sean Jensen analyzes his possible impact on the special teams units.  The Bears are already pretty darn good at blocking field goals and Peppers is second to only Shaun Rogers in recent memory.

GRADING THE BEARS.  Neil Hayes summarizes the most glaring flaw on this roster with a simply paragraph:

This is the unit that could determine the team’s fate. If Chris Harris and, say, rookie Major Wright proved to a capable safety duo and the corners stay healthy, this may still only be a slightly above average secondary. But what happens if one of the safety spots remains unsettled and a cornerback or two goes down to injury? The bottom falls out, that’s what happens. I just don’t see the top-end talent or the depth here.

Hayes is right.  The best-case scenario for the Bears is adequacy.  


ENTERTAINING (if nothing else).  Brad Biggs does a nice job analyzing what will be needed for the club to adopt Mike Martz’ “high-flying act”.  The closer we get to camp, I gotta be honest, the more excited I’m getting.  I can’t remember the last time the Bears’ offense had this much potential.  If Mike Tice can get the guys up front blocking and Jay Cutler throws the ball to the right jersey, this could be the most explosive Bears offense in many-a-moon.  They should be entertaining, if nothing else.

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Camp Questions Begin

| July 22nd, 2010

With camp starting at the end of next week, it’s time to start focusing our attention on what will actually be worth watching for the duration of the month of August.  And I’m not talking about the camp battles we’ve been analyzing for the past three months.  You can’t evaluate a pass rusher in camp.  You can’t evaluate offensive line play.  I’m talking about the specifics.  The good stuff.  Like…

DEVIN HESTER
This is going to be the definitive year of the Devin Hester Experiment. If it don’t work now, it ain’t gonna work.  And if it don’t work for this coaching staff, I don’t imagine the next group will wanna give it a try.  Should Hester fail to evolve into the front-line receiver the staff thinks he is, the Bears will have been responsible for depriving the organization and NFL fans with one of the most exciting talents in the history of the league.  Hester struggled, noticeably at times, to grasp the complexities of Ron Turner’s antiquated system.  We have to hold our breath and hope his transition to Mad Mike is a smooth one.
LOVIE SMITH’S MOOD
2010 is Lovie’s Last Stand and all it will take is some poor practices, an on-field scuffle or a disastrous preseason first quarter for the media to start applying pressure on him.  Lovie has shown to have a short temper at times, coupled with flights of fancy that bring out phrases like “team of destiny”.  I wonder which Lovie we’ll be getting in Bourbonnais.
MATT FORTE AND CHESTER TAYLOR
In some places this is being reported as a battle but I don’t see it.  The questions I’ll have heading into next week will be strictly about usage.  How does Mike Martz imagine the two men fit his normally run-averse system?  Which player will be out there on guaranteed passing downs?  How often will Martz spread one of them out wide?  Will we ever see them in the game together?  And perhaps most importantly – who is going to be the closer?  Who is going to put opponents away as fourth quarters wind down?  I’ll be watching them both closely.

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Audibles From the Long Snapper

| July 18th, 2010

Why I Don’t Mind Not Having Number One Picks
Gerald McCoy is waiting for Sam Bradford to sign.  Ndamukong Suh and the Lions haven’t even begun speaking.  NFL franchises are about to invest huge percentages of their salary caps into unproven commodities who most likely won’t be able to make an on-field impact until the middle of the season.  As a Chicago Bears fan, it’s simply one more possible conflict averted.  It’s almost reassuring to know that the Bears roster will have been together, in its entirety, through every short camp and from day one in Bourbonnais.

The Question of T.O.
A.J. Smith has denied any San Diego Charger interest in Terrell Owens.  That makes him about the twenty-fifth general manager in the NFL to do so.  Owens has been a pain in the ass for three organizations but last season he had 829 yards and 5 touchdowns for one of the worst collections of quarterbacks assembled on one roster in league history.  I find it hard to believe there isn’t a single franchise that could use his presence on the outside.  As a matter of fact, I root for one that could.

Roster Open on Specials?
Brad Biggs has an interesting fact in his new faces on defense column:

The Bears are missing three of their top eight special teams players from last season in terms of playing time. Jamar Williams (2nd), Darrell McClover (6th) and Adrian Peterson (8th) have all departed.

The Bears have – for the past five years – been a bit willy nilly when it comes to protecting their most viable asset, special teams.  Each year Dave Toub has stepped to the plate and produced.  2010 will be another test.

And finally, congrats to Steve McMichael on his induction into the College Football Hall of Fame.      

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Training Camp: Right Around the Corner

| July 13th, 2010

Well with my World Cup postpartum soon to be relinquished by a trip to Red Bull Arena to see visiting Spurs on Thursday July 22nd, I can now move on to the American version of this game called football.  Move on to a little underachieving ballclub in the heart of the Midwest.  Move on to Saturday night hopes and dreams washed down with cool glasses of Sunday afternoon reality.  The Chicago Bears will return to training camp in seventeen days and officially launch the 2010 campaign.  And it’s a campaign that will define not only the tenures of Ted Phillips, Jerry Angelo and Lovie Smith but also set the stage for the next half-decade of football in America’s greatest football city.  (Shut up, Pittsburgh.)

The position battles have been discussed ad nauseum and are currently being analyzed as in-depth as possible by Brad Biggs in the Trib.  The pressure on the staff and management has been hashed out in newspapers, blogs and on that most-trustworthy of four-letter cable networks.  The Chicago Bears, in seventeen days, exit the land of the hypotheticals and enter Bill Parcells’ “psychology of results”.  In seventeen days, performance is what matters.  Will Mark Anderson earn the starting end spot?  Will Matt Forte hold off Chester Taylor?  Will Jay Cutler adapt to Mike Martz’ system?  Will the Bears have a pair of viable starting safeties on the roster?  And those are just the camp questions.  

Two months from now the Detroit Lions will enter Soldier Field to open the season, giving Da Bears their first must-win of 2010.  Yes, it is a must-win.  Teams that want to go to the postseason don’t lose to the Detroit Lions at home.  Hell, teams that want to win a chamionship don’t lose to the Detroit Lions in a schoolyard brawl.  Not yet, anyway.  And every loss – especially early in the season – will be met with stinging criticisms from local media, boos from desperate fans and speculation about Bill Cowher’s real estate interests in the greater Chicagoland area.

And damn I’m glad.  I’m tired of the media posturing and coaching shifts.  I’m tired of hearing how good this roster is and how primed-for-a-title the Chicago Bears are.  I’m ready to sit on the third stool from the end at Josie Woods and look up at the television screen.  I’m ready to see what the Chicago Bears are against actual NFL competition.  I’m ready to watch Lovie Smith coach with his life on the line.  And more than any of that…

I’m ready to win a Super Bowl.

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There’s One Born Every Minute

| July 10th, 2010

An email from loyal reader Phillip Lamb is following, with a photograph.  Sometimes this site makes me almost too damn happy for words.

Hi Jeff,

I’ve been following your blog since ’06 and always
enjoy your posts. When you had those shirts printed up I had to order
one, of course. Since then, my wife got pregnant. Take a look at the
photo below – the t-shirts work GREAT as maternity wear, assuming one’s
wife is OK with the progeny being labeled as a Bears fan before they’re
even born. Ours was born yesterday – Corbinien. St. Corbinien was the
saint who, after having his mule eaten by a bear, tamed the bear . So,
the t-shirt works on multiple levels, which I like 🙂

Cheers,
-pl

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Audibles From the Long Snapper

| June 29th, 2010

Cedric Benson Arrested
Reports are now circulating regarding Cedric Benson’s arrest at a Texas bar on May 30th.  Benson has always been and will always be a head case and a moron – a lethal combination in the world of professional sports.  The Bears did not cut the cord because they believed he was unable to run the football effectively.  They cut the cord because they grew weary of this kind of shit.  The Bengals seems to have a much higher tolerance.  (By the way, Chicago sportswriters.  This is when you take back everything you said regarding Benson’s improved character all season.)

All Set in the Secondary?

Is there a more frightening quote from someone in professional sports than this:

“We like what we have right now,” Smith said of his depth chart at
cornerback.

You know who else likes it?  Aaron Rodgers, Brett Favre, Matt Stafford…

Shoutin Out to Woodwork in Brooklyn, NY
Here’s a video from where the Reverend and I have watched this World Cup go by.  You can spot us if you look closely.

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Ditka at Just For Laughs

| June 22nd, 2010

My buddy’s site, the comic’s comic, has a quick little write-up on Mike Ditka’s appearance at Just For Laughs in Chicago.  (You should frequent his site if you’re at all interested in the world of stand-up comedy.)

Here is the post from his site in its entirety.

Mike Ditka autographs commemorative plate of him flipping the bird for Da Bears Superfans reunion

Chicago sports fans at the first of two sold-out “Da Bears” shows
Saturday night at Just For Laughs Chicago were treated not only to a
roast of former Bears coach Mike Ditka, but also saw Robert Smigel and
the rest of the famous Saturday Night Live “Superfans”
auction off a commemorative plate with Ditka’s picture, flipping off a
fan during the 1980s, to raise money for the Gridiron Greats Assistance
Fund. Turned out that Cubs pitcher Ryan Dempster, also in attendance,
offered $3,000 for the plate in exchange for Ditka’s promise that he’d
show up to a charity event Dempster is hosting in July.

Ditkaplate
As
for the photo itself, Smigel said the infamous photo was taken in Green
Bay, but Ditka corrected him and joked that the incident happened with
a drunken fan at Chicago’s Soldier Field, and added that a member of
the paparazzi inspired him to also make another offensive gesture with
his hands.

Ditka grabbed the plate to sign it and jokingly asked,
“How do you spell Barack?” Of course, back in 2004, Ditka almost ran
against Barack Obama for the U.S. Senate seat in Illinois as a
conservative Republican. If the Superfans had their way, Ditka would’ve
won and we would be living in an alternate universe. But Ditka didn’t
run. Nor did he take a jab at Obama in this autograph.

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Where Have I Been?

| June 19th, 2010

Some of you out there are destined to start bashing me for my limited posting this past few weeks.  So let me explain where I am these days, in two parts.

Part I: I Write For the Theatre
And that’s going pretty well these days.  A musical I’ve co-written entitled Red Clay will be part of The New Works Festival at Theatreworks in Palo Alto, California in August.  Being that these times completely lack in news production, it requires a bit of creativity to concoct something interesting for a lot as feisty as ya’ll.  That creativity is elsewhere but it shall return!

Part II: I Love Soccer
…and more specific international soccer.  The World Cup makes the Super Bowl look like a high school football game in Nutley, New Jersey.  It is a month of immersion in a beautiful game.  It’s hard during this month for me to think about my other sport passions: da Bears, golf…etc.  I promise a return to form on July 12th.

And let’s be honest…there’s nothing happening in Bearsland.  And who wants me to waste their time with a bunch of “I hope the Bears win” columns?  If news of note breaks, I’ll be here.  In the meantime, talk amongst yourselves.  Also feel free to email me if you have a column idea that you think will interest the fans.  I’m more than happy to give you the space for a few days.